What is breakfast? Breakfast is the meal which exists in slight variants throughout the English-speaking world and includes eggs and meat and something made of potatoes or bread and a hot beverage. Breakfast is the Full English, or the Full American, or the Full Canadian. Breakfast is a triumph.
Not sure how I feel about linking to something on Medium, but this one is both funny and true. And I agree with it completely.
Except for the part about cupcakes. I hold no particular animosity towards cupcakes.